Nose por qué puso ésa cara pero me causó mucha gracia ♥ #perrito #puppy #cute #funny (Por qué me hago la yankee??)
How I handle the dickstay away from my dick
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD
Dock (Muelle) | Villa La Angostura | Neuquén | Argentina
Have you ever given a thought about how everything we are doing, reading, watching, saying and living nowadays is going to be some day, vintage, retro, history, old-fashioned, antique and whatever more?
The future would be something like:
"Back in my younger days when I talked to my friends with Watsapp…"
"Ugh, shut up grandma, that’s history. Now we talk to each other through telepathy"
What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?
Neil deGrasse Tyson, PhD: The most astounding fact… is the knowledge that the atoms that comprise life on Earth, the atoms that make up the human body, are traceable to the crucibles that cooked light elements into heavy elements in their core under extreme temperatures and pressures. These stars, the high mass ones among them went unstable in their later years they collapsed and then exploded scattering their enriched guts across the galaxy. Guts made of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and all the fundamental ingredients of life itself. These ingredients become part of gas cloud that condense, collapse, form the next generation of solar systems… stars with orbiting planets, and those planets now have the ingredients for life itself.
So that when I look up at the night sky and I know that yes, we are part of this universe, we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts is that the universe is in us.
When I reflect on that fact, I look up – many people feel small because they’re small and the universe is big – but I feel big, because my atoms came from those stars. There’s a level of connectivity. That’s really what you want in life, you want to feel connected, you want to feel relevant, you want to feel like a participant in the goings-on of activities and events around you. That’s precisely what we are, just by being alive…
Like any mature beings, they created visual puns with both male and female sexual attributes. I mean, look at this beauty from Placard Cave:
The artifact is clearly phallic until you get to the base and you see something that not so vaguely resembles a vulva. Then you see another artifact from Dolni Vestonice that can either be a penis/breasts shaped wand.
Our puns are not worthy.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!??
How the hell would they even use the last one?????
OH. NO. NEVERMIND.
I DON’T WANT TO KNOW
Does it come with a manual?